So I spent almost 5 months traveling with my significant other last year… and I’ve gotta say… it was so terrible. DO NOT do it, I repeat just don’t travel together with your partner! Just look at these pictures!
Let’s just start this off nice and easy. Your partner will document you on your road trips with a self stick… so dumb.
Next, when you take a bicycle cruise through Hoi An they’ll stop you in front of beautiful scenery to snap a picture. Lame.
They will capture you looking absolutely horrendous on a boat in Halong Bay, Vietnam.
Or at a restaurant in Hue giggling over something – probably SO stupid – that they said.
And before you know it, they’ll want to take a selfie with you in front of the Kuangxi Waterfalls in Laos… which was SO embarrassing.
And you’ll get smooches in all these famous places around the world… blah, blah, blah.
You basically share food everywhere you go… which if you ask me is, like, SO annoying.
Because you’re spending all your time together everything they do becomes disgusting.
SO disgusting… I mean look at this face, this is not a handsome haircut in Thailand AT ALL.
They will document you documenting which is so repetitive and what a waste of a picture.
Like, WHY??? EW, zero fun being had.
And then they’ll FORCE YOU to take a picture of the worst bus ride of your life just to blackmail you later.
DITTO to terrible, COMPLETELY uncomfortable and NOT AT ALL romantic hotels.
And why do they always snap pics when you’re looking totally disheveled and not at all dreamy?
See what I mean????
NOTHING FUN EVER HAPPENS
IT IS SO BORING ALL THE TIME
And no matter how hard you try, you both just end up looking ridiculous.